New! Testicular Exam

New hire, Joe gets caught watching some questionable content while at work, his boss has a way to keep his job. All he has to do participate in a medical video.....  

(Joe)

'I'm sorry to have to say this to you.  Very sorry indeed.'

'Yes Miss,' I said.

I stood in Moira’s office trembling. I always trembled when standing in the boss’s office.  She was the sort of woman who always made me tremble, mid-thirties perhaps with the confident air of the successful businesswoman.  She had short black hair, fine chiselled features, piercing eyes, bright red lips and a disconcertingly large bosom.  Being called to her office usually meant I was going to get into trouble.  Moira was my boss at Training Videos Inc.  I had struggled to get a new job since the unfortunate incident at Garden Gnomes.  Well how was I to know?  So here I was in my new job as Office Management Executive.  It was a grand title for what turned out to be more like Office Junior and General Dogsbody combined.  

I had only been there a week. II was thankful for the job. They made some sort of videos.  Not that I had anything to do with the films, I was just in the office handling my day to day menial tasks.  One particularly boring task were the Display Screen Equipment Workstation Risk Assessments.  A job only suitable for the office dogsbody. It involved something called ‘ergonomics’.  I had absolutely no idea what that was. I had a suspicion that that was why I had been summoned to Moira’s office.

Porn.’ Moira said flatly looking directly in my eyes.

‘Sorry?’ I said, ‘What?’

Were they going to be making naughty videos at Training Videos Inc?

‘Porn,’ she repeated, ‘you’ve been looking at it on your work computer.’

‘No… no honestly.’

‘I have the report right here. A list of your internet search history. You accessed a site displaying… and I regret to have to say this… naked persons of the female gender…while using our company computers’

‘But that was a mistake…’ I blurted out.

‘It was a mistake to think you could get away with it.’

‘No… I mean it wasn’t a mistake…’

‘So you did it deliberately?' 

‘Yes… I mean no… I mean I had to find out about ergonomics…   It’s about fitting workstations properly.  And the workforce is all girls and I didn’t know…’

‘Didn’t know what precisely…’

‘About girls’ body sizes.  So I did a search for…’

‘For what precisely?’

‘Girls’ bodies.  And well this site came up…’

‘Well I’ve heard some excuses in my time, but this of yours trumps them all!.’

‘Sorry Miss.’

‘I should think so too. Well Joe I have no other option but to ask you to clear your desk of your belonging we’ll pay you to the end of the week.’

‘But… please…Miss’

‘Please what?’

‘Can’t I have another chance. I really need this job.... I’ll do anything… anything…’

She paused for a moment.

‘Anything? you say?’ she said with a raised eyebrow.

‘Of course… anything…’

‘Well I'm glad you said that because we been looking for a man to er… volunteer…’ she said with a slight smile.

‘Volunteer?’

‘Yes, to take part in our next video. It would be a small role in the video. Do it and consider your job safe. No one will know, you violated our company policy.’

‘Oh yes.. of course… anything.’

‘Good.  It’s a special medical training video. We need a man and you are just perfect! It’s called ‘On the ball’.  Good title don’t you think?’

‘Yes Miss.’  

"Brilliant! Be here tomorrow a bit early Joe."

'On the Ball'… medical video… must be something to do with football injuries perhaps, I thought and crept out of her office.

**********

(Moira)

Training videos hadn’t quite turned out as lucrative as I had hoped.  Still this new video had great potential and now I had  a ‘volunteer’ to be our star.  Joe would be perfect. No need to tell him the details.  Not yet.

*********

The Next Day

(Joe)

‘Is it about football injuries,’ I asked, while I signed a contract that Moira had drawn up for my role in the video..

‘Football? Whatever are you going on about?’ Moira retorted. 

I was standing in the filming studio and the girls were setting things up for the video I had volunteered for. 

‘On the Ball,’ I said, ‘I thought it must be about football injuries when you said it was for medical purposes.’

The girls giggled a bit while I looked around the set.

‘Very funny.  Now get behind the screen and get yourself ready.  We’re trying to set up here. We rented these high end video cameras just for this video, it is important we get this done today on schedule’

‘Sorry…’

‘Get behind the screen and get your clothes off.  Time is money in the video business.’

‘Clothes off… what do you mean… why…’

‘Well it’s not about football injuries is it/‘

‘What is it about them?’

‘Testicular examination of course.  And Tracey can’t demonstrate how to examine them if your wearing clothes can she?’

‘But…’

‘For goodness sake this is the video industry.  Nudity is an everyday thing.  Do you want to keep your job or don’t you?’

‘But… I mean…  yes… right…,’ oh dear!  I had to keep my job.  I needed the money to pay… well I won’t go into details - let’s just say I needed the money, ‘…I mean do all the girls have to stay?’

‘Of course.  Tracey is doing the demonstration, but you guessed that by her nurse’s uniform. Sharon is the pupil she is demonstrating to, Milly is doing the camera work, I’m directing and Twinkle is assistant on set.’

Twinkle!  Twinkle was on work experience.  She looked about sixteen. Surely not Twinkle.

‘Twinkle,’ I gasped, ‘but she’s only…’

‘Don’t denigrate Twinkle just because she’s only on work experience.  This is an important experience for her.’

‘Yes Miss,’ I said sheeply.

I crept behind the screen and began removing my clothes, as I took everything off I could feel Moira getting impatient.

‘Come on,’ cried Moira, ‘we’re waiting.’

Blushing bright red and trembling with embarrassment I crept out, covering my penis and testicles as best I could.

‘We’ll take your hands away from your private parts, they’re the bits we’re going to demonstrate on.’

‘Yes Miss,’ I took my hands away and…

‘Come on girls.  You’ve all seen a willy before.’

Moira interjected as an audible gasp went out and Twinkle started giggling.  You see I’ve got a big one.  I was a late developer and when it started growing it just sort of continued.

‘Girls please.  You’re embarrassing the poor lad.  He can’t help being that big.  Now let’s get started.  I’ve got the instructions here.  Sharon, I know you’re supposed to stare at his private parts, but it looks more professional if you don’t have your mouth quite so wide open.  Now Tracey, take hold of his penis and lift it up.  Milly zoom in on his testicles and ensure you are using the high definition setting, I want every detail.....and Twinkle stop giggling, I don't want to be here all day.’

Have you ever had five girls staring at your penis while one of them grabs hold of it, and well, stimulates it?  If you have you’ll not be surprised at what happened next.’ 

********

(Moira)

He had a big one, We all knew he had a big one, Milly had found this picture in his ‘Show My Nudes’ account. She always has an eye for detail. That’s how I knew he was just right. Everything was going great as Tracey gently felt his testicles around with her gloved hand, then she asked Sharon to lift up his cock to expose his balls for the examination.  That’s when disaster struck.  Sharon gave him a quick wank when she got hold of his cock.  She later claimed it was just an automatic reflex.  She enjoyed wanking cocks apparently, so she explained later! The wank had the not unexpected effect, his cock went erect.

*******

(Joe)

My penis went straight up.  I’ve never been so embarrassed in all my life.  I was standing naked in front of all those girls with my penis erect.

‘What are you doing,’ said Moira

‘Sorry Miss,’ I mumbled.

‘For goodness sake get it down. This is a serious training video not 'Show My Nudes.’

What!  I’d tried to make money by posting on Show My Nudes while I was out of a job!  Well, I had a big one and I thought people might pay money to see it.  They hadn’t, and I hadn’t been able to work out how to remove the pictures, not without paying a lot of money, which was why… oh heck!"

I pulled away and covered myself with my hands, but Moira yelled at Sharon to get me back in the shot.

‘I can’t get it down Miss,’ I said, ‘It won’t go down.’

‘Oh for goodness sake.  We can’t stand around here all day.  Has anybody any suggestions,’ said Moira.

‘I know how to get them up.  I’ve never really wanted to get them down,’ said Sharon with a slight giggle.

Twinkle giggled, ‘Throw a bucket of icy water over him,’ she said.

‘At last, a sensible suggestion.  Go and get a bucket of icy water Twinkle.’

‘And you.  Take your hands away.  It’s only making things worse.’

‘Yes Miss,’ I said.

Twinkle returned after five minutes with the bucket.

‘Go on then.  Throw it over him.’

Suddenly I was deluged with icy cold water.  The girls roared with laughter as I shrieked and jumped up and down.  Other than that it had no effect.  My penis was still rigid 

‘I thought you said that would get his willy down,’ Moira stared at Twinkle.

‘No I didn’t,’ Twinkle looked affronted at the suggestion.

‘Well why did you suggest it then?’

‘I just thought it would be funny.’

‘Well it was funny, but that wasn’t the idea.  Anybody got any other suggestions.’

‘Ice cubes? Suggested Twinkle.

‘What about them.’

‘There’s ice cubes still in the bucket.  I put them in to make the water relay icy.  Why don’t we try rubbing his cock with ice cubes?’

‘If nobody has any better ideas.  Any volunteers.’

‘Oh, I’ll do it,’ said Twinkle.  She already had the ice cubes in her hand.

‘Aaaaaaah!’  I don’t know if you’ve ever had ice cubes rubbed up and down your bare penis, but I assure you if you had, that would be your response too.’

‘I thought you said that would get it down?’  My penis was still stubbornly pointing at the ceiling.

‘Just thought it was worth a try,’ said Twinkle, ‘it was fun though wasn’t it?’

‘Any other suggestions?’

‘I’ll Google it,’ said Twinkle, getting out her phone.  She tapped a few times, then stared.

‘Well. What does it say?’

‘Well, it says… I mean I’m not sure…’

‘Come on, out with it girl, we’re getting desperate here.’

‘It says the best way is welI… I really don’t think…’

‘Oh, for goodness sake, what does it say?’

‘It says the best way is to stick a finger up his bottom and massage his prostrate.’

‘Prostate,’ said Moira, ‘not prostrate.  Well, who’s going to volunteer?

‘What!’ I said, ‘you can’t!’

‘We don't have all day, we need to return the high end cameras before the end of the day! Do you have a better suggestion, or do you want to lose your job? It’s your fault we’re in the mess if you hadn’t noticed.’ 

What option did I have?  I needed the money.

‘All right then.  What do I have to do?’

‘What does it say on your phone Twinkle? Moira asked the young lady. 

‘It says the victim, sorry subject, has to stand with their legs apart while being bent over' she said, holding in a giggle. 

'What?!'

‘Go on then,’ said Moira, ‘do as you’re told. Turn around and bend over!'

I did as I was told knowing it would save my job. I turned around with my back to the rest of the girls. I followed Moira's orders of bending over with my legs wide apart resting my hands on my knees.  Feeling vulnerable and completely exposed, I just had to close my eyes and tried not to think about what I was displaying.

'You then insert a lubricated finger into his annus…’

‘His what?’

‘His annus?  What’s that?’

‘Not annus you idiot his anus.’

‘What’s that?’

‘His bum hole.  You’ve got to push your finger up his bum hole. Give me your phone I will read it to you while you stimulate his prostate,’ Moira said to Twinkle. 

A few giggles I could hear behind me as I waited for the inevitable. 

‘Aaaaaaaaah!’  I felt her finger pushed right up my bottom.

‘I didn’t mean…. Oh well now it’s there.  What do you do next?’

‘Push it in and out in a rhythmical fashion.’ Moira read from Twinkle's phone, while her finger was still firmly up my bottom.

‘Oh oh oh oh oh…’ Twinkle went at the rhythmical pushing with a will.

‘It doesn’t seem to be having any effect.'  

'Keep going,’ commanded Moira.

‘Oh oh oh oh…ahhhhh...erg’

‘Still no effect. Are you sure this is supposed to help?’

‘Oh dear,’ said Twinkle, ‘I think I read the wrong page!  That was how you keep a cock up.’

‘For goodness sake! Moira yelled. Tracey and Sharon couldn't help but laugh.

Twinkle removed her finger and í straightened up.  Legs still apart.  Twinkle stood in front of me.

‘This,’ she said,

‘Aaaaaaaaaaargh’

***********

(Moira)

A man is in a very vulnerable position standing with his legs apart and his bare balls hanging down between them.  Especially when a young girl with strong legs brings her knee straight up into them.  You’d have thought it would work wouldn’t you?

**********

(Joe)

When my eyes stopped watering and I staggered to my feet again I looked down.  My penis was vertical and as stiff as ever.

‘What are we messing about like this for?’ Interjected Sharon, ‘there’s an obvious way.’

‘Obvious, what do you mean obviously? We’ve tried everything.'

‘No you haven’t.’

‘Well, clever clogs, what is this obvious way?’

She turned to me, ‘Give yourself a wank,’ she said

‘What?’

‘Wank yourself off.  Then it will go down.’

‘You mean masturbate.  With everyone watching,  I can’t,’ I said, ‘I can’t…’

‘Oh for goodness sake.  Twinkle…’

‘Yes Miss.’

‘Wank him off.’

‘What!? me!’

‘I’m adding it to your job description.  Chief wanker.’  Get on with it.’

‘But… but…’ I said, clutching my penis,

‘It’s that or a knee in the balls again,  which would you rather have?’

No choice really.

I must say it was probably the best wank I’ve ever had.

‘Yes… yes… go on…harder… faster… harder… yes… yes… aaaaaaaaarh!

My balls contracted, my cock exploded hitting Twinkle in the face, at last it subsided. The girls laughed and roared and cheered. 

‘At last,’ said Moira, ‘Milly you can start to video again.’

‘But,’ said Milly, ‘I’ve never stopped.  You never told me to.’

*******

(Joe)

The training video didn’t sell, but Milly’s recording was a great success on ShowYour Nudes.  Nearly a hundred thousand views and counting. Moira and I shared the profits, she even promoted me.  I still haven’t worked out how to take it down, but I enjoy my weekly date with Sharon. She enjoys wanking cocks. 

The End

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