Chairs for Sale

Jin Hill 2000

A crossdresser gets more than cash for an online ad she posted up for her dining room chair  

Things were getting a little cluttered in my townhouse, and I decided to
sell an extra set of dining table chairs I had. Thank goodness for
Craigslist!

I got numerous calls but on a Saturday morning you called and wanted to
come by and  look at the chairs and we set it up for 4pm..

Being  the good host I am - I showered, cleaned up, and cleaned up the
place for you - and being coy I put on just a touch of mascara, perfume and
then a unisex shirt and some wickedly tight tush shaping jeans that look
great. It really wasn't anything a man would notice I thought. At the door
you smile and grin as we meet. Oh shit!  I think  I went to far and have
been "read" as my belly goes into knots.  I ask if we can do this quickly
as I am not feeling well?  "Sure, cramps?".... as that grin appears again
We go to the garage and talk while looking at the chairs  Your through and
inspect every part of all 4 chairs saying "I like to know exactly what I'm
getting into"  I then started to worry exactly what have I gotten my self
into, and wish you would just leave.

But when you offered me $20  on my $75 price I collapsed down  into a chair
and my eyes watered as I really need the money. You move over close and
tell me it  will be ok things have a way of working out, and by the way my
mascara is running. Your hands on my shoulders startle me as you then start
massaging. Working your way to my back and then pinching my nipples and
massaging my tiny boobs. Soon my nipples are erect and  poking out my
shirt.  OMG  I'm getting dizzy when I realize your unzipping and  pulling
out your thing while telling me you will  do $40  if  I  make Daddy
happy......  Theres the car payment and an electric bill due soon, so I
start kissing and licking  till its  rock hard as you stand and moan. I can
multitask and think how will I pays the bills as my head is bobing up and
down on yours. How do women get money from men?......  Dudh!  Then I got a
plan and after 15 minutes with you moaning I said my jaw aches I need a
break, and go get us a few glasses of water.

I return to the garage handing you a cool glass, and with my free hand and
a drop of lube grab your meat and stroke it so lovingly. I lean in to your
ear and insert my tongue then wisper "daddy I need $75 or I'm going to stop
right now".  You lean in and start sucking and biting on my nipples.  OMG
it exquisite and I can barley stand up.  NO!  I push you back - "do we have
a deal or not" as I stop moving my hand and all your blood is in your cock
head. I studder but hold my ground, then start stroking you just enough to
keep control.

You step back and look me up and down and have me turn around - then say
"OK but you have to do more"  You put my beach blanket of the hood of my
car and tell me bend over face down -- then you take my jeans off and
compliment how my pretty pink thong makes my ass look.. In my mind I'm
thinking about asking for more money, but its too late as you grab my
suntan and baby oil off the shelf. My thong moves aside as you squirt oil
inside me and I feel a finger then two start to push into me. I soon start
moaning and my knees are shaking. As you press against me for entry I
exhale to accept the intruder. The pressure increases as does the pain and
I try to climb up the hood of the car but you have a grip on my hip bones
and pull me down impaling your exquisite piece of manhood deep inside my
warm tight hole. You hold still and ask if I am ok but all I can do is pant
like a dog. It slowly starts to feel less painfull, then ok as you start
moving just a bit, then better as you start the full strokes. Then more
better, until I'm rocking back trying to get you deeper inside me as you
balls are slapping my cheeks and you even pulling out and plunging back in
sometimes.  It's a while but I feel you getting ready and you reach your
hands up and start twisting my nipples, and my eyes roll back in my head.
Your brutal on my nipples as you moan "I'm CUMMING" while filling me with
your warm seed.  Stil your working my nipples and my little thing pours my
cum into my thong.  We remain collapsed on the hood of the car unable to
move.

After 10 minutes we pull on our clothes, open the garage door and you  can
only load 2 chairs into your car........  You grin saying 2 more next
weekend - On the other hand I am barley coherent or stable and just stand
at your car.

The neighbor woman walks by and I grab your sunglasses from the car - she
says hi and makes small talk with me for a moment. But she too has a
devilish grin  and walks off. We go inside to settle up.

You give me $60 and I get upset - until you explain the rest is next
Saturday, and we both smile, Out of the blue you ask if the neighbor is a
close friend,  as my mascara is still showing, my nipples are sticking way
out, and my jeans have a huge wet spot both front and rear from all the
cum.  WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE I TALKED TO HER?  I'm sure she could
smell the sex and will share it with everyone.  I will soon be the neighbor
queen  servicing a bunch of men..........  I went lightheaded again.

You said this was the best buying experience ever,  kissed me deeply
burrying your tongue deep in my mouth. As you headed for the door you told
me to be fully dressed in femme including heels next Saturday, and plan for
a late evening, Plus your bringing gourmet takeout for us, as sex always
makes you hungry. I can do that but the chairs are now $100 as I will have
to go to Goodwill for the proper outfit

This time I grinned as I fixed my lipstick and said " make it 8pm instead"

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