I find it the height of impertinence that a floor scrubber would give them self the title of "Mr" in correspondence with an Earl. This shows a deficiency in your training. Sir Charles is rather liberal in his attitude to training new staff. I am not. In deed, I would not of excepted your letter had it not come from Stockton Manor.
However, The butler does inform me that there is a vacancy for a House Maid. If you are open to having your deficiencies corrected, he may see you.
Your performance the other night was also severely lacking. Your lack of control over the muscles in your anal passage was obvious. At present you are just a cum dump and I could never offer you to my guests. My Chauffeur Jenkins will be able to help you with that. I do however hope you are more competent with your female hygiene duties as Countess Stagmore very much enjoys the gentle touch.
You are welcome to continue your studies in your spare time but you will never rise to lady's maid with us. You simply do not have the character for such a significant role.
In future address your correspondence to the Butler Wilcox.
Edward Baskerville
15th Earl of Stagmore
(written by Tulip Fancy)
Oh. I like this. Very much. This sounds like someone that would be entertaining the bidders, during the intermissions at a Sissy auction.
ReplyDeleteSuch nerve. An oversight like that should not be overlooked. Her service should be accepted just for the punishment and training as her station implies. Unseen and unheard in the dim recesses of the manor. Washing, polishing and folding, and if the need arises, fluffing.
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