The fake Sissy magazines have always been hit or miss for me. I think less is more...but what do you fine readers think? I will let you enjoy and comment (encouraged) on these lovely images. My favorite is still the Joy of Pillow Humping.
All of the images: Time (parody of course) BoiWife and Perfect Sissy are from Barsun Ast) The rest are finds from Priscilla.
The Queen in Photo #1 that posed for Time appears to be the perfect Marabou Slipper Sissy Wife.
ReplyDeleteJana, the Boi Bride in picture 8 of 12, must have been thrilled when she had her 1st Menstrual cycle during the Honeymoon at 17?
ReplyDeleteI agree with you. Jana is now all grown up! Will she choose pads or tampons?
DeleteI would love to read the article titled "why it is better if your husband is much older than you". Do you think that many of us have Daddy issues?
Yes. Sissies need direction and discipline in their lives. I'd also enjoy reading why "Straight" men find that Sissies make the best wives.
DeleteMy favorite is the Romper and Diapers one. I have simple tastes
ReplyDeleteYes darling. The little sissy covergirl looks to have a padded rump herself.
ReplyDeletePeggie ( #4 ) probably looks like one of the models on the website Secrets In Lace. Those gals know exactly how a 60's housewife should dress. What a fantastic look!
ReplyDeleteThe girl on the cover, just might be Peggy. She has the modified Bouffant flip, the hair band and the brilliant, wet look, crimson lipstick. The outfit isn't 60's but it would be fetching to return home after a day at the office and look at that.
ReplyDeleteAs time goes on, older gents will be very excited about having a boi wife of their own. Widowers and divorced older Alpha Men who are secure with their masculinity will be contacting Miss Bouffant to place their orders for the bride of their dreams. Imagine never having to put up with a bossy, nagging chatterbox again. Boi brides dress in whatever outfits their Daddy decide are appropriate. Their # 1 goal is pleasing their husband in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteI wish that I was young enough to apply for admission to the Bouffant Academy!
Yes. Something you won't see, is a Boi Bride out in public without a face of full, facial makeup and properly coiffed hair.
DeleteExactly. Visit any Walmart and look at the female shoppers. Sweatpants, no make-up and bed head hair. No self respecting sissy would be caught dead looking that way. Miss Bouffant's Sissy school (and her clients) insists on perfection from their girls.
DeleteAs for Chatterboxes, Boi-Brides have a very narrow range of reference where topics of discussion are concerned. For the most part their scope of knowledge is limited to conversations concerning hairstyles, makeup, fashion, nail care, Hollywood style gossip, Domestic Responsibilities, Wifely Sexual Duties and very romantic Chick Flicks. They are barely aware enough to realize, that none of that ridiculous silliness even remotely interests their husbands or boyfriends.
DeleteSo in "Daddy's" presence they keep their lips Zipped and Freshly Glossed. The only time they even attempt to converse is at a Coffee Clatch with the "Girls."
Any "Girl" I train would never be seen without a dress, heels, stockings, and nails done, anywhere outside of the boudoir. Even then she'd be in a proper negligee. My policy is, if my makeup is done and my hair coiffed, then it's "Daddy's" job to mess it up when he takes me to bed.
DeleteNow we know why Boi Brides are so popular. Sissies are a blank slate, to be "customized " to their benefactors specifications. Hair color and style, clothing and even breast size are on the check list.
DeleteI heard that one wealthy suitor requested ( and received) a Boi Bride that could pose as a double for Dolly Parton. Christina Hendricks (Joan from Mad Men) and Anna Nicole Smith are also popular models.
Yes. And the "Blank Slate" includes their empty heads that are only concerned with how good they look and how happy bthey can make their "Daddy."
DeleteIf you can order a car with all the options you want, why can't you spec out your sissy the same way? I bet that there will be a competition among some Daddy's to have the cutest, most girly Boi Bride in their group.
DeleteThese prized " possessions" will resemble Stepford Wives. Wife swapping will probably be popular as well.
And Sissy Boi Brides will love it!
DeleteI was drawn to the issue of PANTYBOI with the guide to being a cuckold. It would be so intense to have a cheating wife who shares you with her lover. So many possible developments.
ReplyDeleteIn most of these cases, the Real Wife only wants to be bedded by the big strong Bull, with some really hot, "Up Front" sex so that she can relax. The "Cuck" will generally become the Bull's true outlet for release. By this time the wfie is so bored with the Sissy that she even has the Bull tend to any disciplinary matters including over-the-knee spankings as well as paddlings. The Sissy is taught to keep herself properly dolled up at all times so that the wife isn't embarrassed over the Sissy's appearance.
DeleteExcellent. The wife often goes away for a full weekend with her gal pals. At those times, her live-in Bull can enjoy days and nights with the helpless sissy.
DeleteThe perfect arrangement. The wife understands it is all about "Quality" and not Quantity anyway. Well the Bull bangs her, she knows she's had sex and is sated and satiated like never before. The Sissy, as the sexual surrogate, spends more in the sack with the Bull than the wife does, and has a thorough understanding of "Her" man's wants and needs. In fact. when the wife speaks to the Sissy, she describes the "Man of the House" as "Our Bull."
DeleteThat Time Magazine is one I look forward to seeing
ReplyDeletegreat magazines!!
ReplyDeleteI especially enjoy, Boi Wife, Gerita.
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